Where is the best place to hide a body?

[PM_Academy]

The second page of Google.

Don't actually have a question, just wanted to brighten everyone's day with a link bait title.  Heard this joke today and after a site: search of Moz didn't produce anything, I thought I'd share.

Come on community managers! We need an SEO laughs section. (Just kidding, you're awesome.)

[AlanBleiweiss]

Trenton,

I love this!  To the point where I think I'll use it the next time someone says "we did great SEO - look at how many phrases that site ranks for on the 2nd page of Google"

[MikeRoberts]

This just reminds me how much I hate the Top of Page 2. Its one thing to be further down in rankings and know I need to put in the extra effort, its another things to be trapped at the top of page 2 and wracking your brain to figure out why sometimes a page just won't break that ceiling.

[KeriMorgret]

I must admit, you got this community manager to click the title!

[PM_Academy]

Hey Alan,

I'm glad you enjoyed it, I had a good laugh because of it as well.  Hilariously true.

[PM_Academy]

Hey Mike,

Tell me about it! Our site has literally hundreds of keywords ~11-13. I would equate it to being fourth at the Olympics.

You got there, and almost had it, but you receive nothing.

Appreciate the comment!

[PM_Academy]

Hey Keri,

I apologize if this post is against the grain and completely understand if you need to remove it. Unless I see you at MozCon, then I will give you a hard time about it.

That being said, I would subscribe/opt-in to a email/blog for SEO humor and jokes.

Thank for all you do around here Keri!

[ThompsonPaul]

Second-best place would be the .htaccess file - 'cause nobody ever checks there either

[KeriMorgret]

Guest posting guidelines. Because nobody ever looks there either!