I've had to share this for the comedy value!

[chrissmithps]

One of our clients today has sent over a list of keywords which he hopes to be ranked on page one for, please check these out and try not to laugh.

All the existing Birmingham xxxx searches

Hosted Voice

Cloud Communications

Cloud Solutions

Cloud Services

Pure Cloud

VoIP

Telephony

Communications

Unified Communications

Fixed line

SIP & SIP Trunks

Broadsoft

Yealink

Contact Centre & Hosted Contact Centre

Cyber Security

Ransomware

Open DNS

Secure device management

IoT – Internet of Things

CISCO Meraki partner

System manager

Routers

Switches

Virtual stacking

SOPHOS UTM partner

SOPHOS Silver partner

General Data Protection Regulation

Business Mobile

Mobile / Mobility

M2M – Mobile 2 Mobile

EE

Vodafone

O2

Managed print

Photocopier / Printer

Ethernet

Leased Line

EoFTTC

FTTC

ADSL2+

Broadband

Connectivity

WiFi

CMX location analytics

High capacity 802.11ac

Automatic RF optimisation

Security radio

Identity-based firewall

AC

Dual Band

Cloud managed wifi

MDM – mobile device management

Critical data Insurance

Critical data Storage

Collaboration

I'm not sure he understood why I wanted to gather this information but he's defiantly not got the right end of the stick!